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ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''. (I'm average height?)
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world. (Who dosen't??)
[x] You talk with your hands.   (yeah...)
Total = 4

IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. (BLUE!)
[ ] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 1

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. (Another WHO DOSEN"T)
[x] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr. (AlL ThE TiMe! LoL)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (yeah...)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 4

BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (BLOODY HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! Go Dr.Who)
[x] Fish and chips are yummy. (Yumm!)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 1

FRENCH
[x] You like French toast. (the only breakfast food I can make correctly! Ha)
[ ] You love wine .
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion. (weird mix match fashion or costumes)
[ ] You have been to France.
[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 3

RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily. (i wear like 2-5 layers of clothes, yeah i don't get cold)
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[x] You eat sushi more than once a week. (fucken LOVE SUSHI!!!!!)
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total =6

NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[x] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ]Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[x]Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. (brown hair)
[x]You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total= 4

CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 0 (first 0 hmm.. sry Canada)

AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 3

POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 1

AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[x] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken. (WHO DOSEn'T!!!!!!!!!!!!)
[x] You like watermelon. (AGAIN ^)
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total =4


ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. (STICKY RICES!!!!!!!!!!!)
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2 (aww I'm not asian...lol)

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good. (WHO DOSEn'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (all the time, lol)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4".
Total =4

AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty. (WTF?)
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
Total =3

LOL! I'm RUSSIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man I got a lot of 4s!!!
But I hope you know me a little better NOW!!!!  >.<


iTAG any one who took there time to read THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
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In Soviet Russia, something...backwards happens... :iconapplejackshrugplz: